Here you will find a collection of funny face book status updates and wall posts that will have your friends howling with laughter. You will also find a collection of quotes such as quotes about life, love quotes and inspirational quotes.
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"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
Jeff Marder. |
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
WC Fields |
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"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Winston Churchill. |
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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison. |
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"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."
Freddie Starr. |
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"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman."
Margaret Thatcher |
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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry. |
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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan |
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Roseanne Barr. |
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